Would You Rather...

GK and I were discussing what would be better: 1) to be raised by wolves, or 2) to be raised by gorillas.

1. Raised by wolves (like Mowgli from the Jungle Book): greater possibility of being hastily eaten.
2. Raised by gorillas (like Tarzan): greater possibility of having your arms torn out and face bitten off.

I’d like to raise the option of 3) being raised by a pack of adorable little Yorkies. They’re just so darn cute and cuddly. And they’re loyal too. I’d imagine I would be raised with manners. And to know my place, of course.