Friday, February 29, 2008

1999 Flashback

Some fun OLD photos we found of our trip to China back in 1999:
Rob @ Tienanmen
Rachel in Xi'an
Group Photo with Buddha
Pictures borrowed from our sponsoring program, CCCU's CSP.

These photos go way back to the pre-millennial days when Rachel and I were just considering ourselves a couple. Very exciting and frightening at the same time. At the end of the semester, we figured if we could survive a relationship in China, we could survive a relationship anywhere. And that theory was strangely accurate: making a relationship work in the USA was so much easier! During the trip to China (Fall 1999), we spent most of our time in Xi'an, Hong Kong, Beijing, and Shanghai. We visited many other cities along the way.

Our favorite moments in China (in no particular order):
1) Top of the Jin Mao Tower in Shanghai
2) Trekking around Xi'an on the famurs "City Wall" (you're not suppose to go around the whole thing , but we did).
3) 37-hour train ride from Guangzhou to Xi'an
4) Horseback riding in Gansu Province
5) Tai Chi lessons (cloudy hands!)
6) Street food vendors (hepatitis on a stick)
7) Beijing: Great Wall and Rachel's 21st birthday bash (same day)
8) Beijing (Continued): Forbidden City, Summer Palace, Temple of Heaven, Ming Tombs, Silk Alley (which is now lame. No more "authentic" North Face copies. Now they're flagrantly "Noryth Face.")
9) Xi'an's Old District / Muslim Quarters / Terra Cotta Soldiers
10) Starbucks in Beijing. You wouldn't understand unless you lived in a developing country with little familiar around you, then one day seeing the blessed Green Mermaid in a window across the street after being away from home for 4 months.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Temporary Space Filler

Here are the only thoughts going through my head at this time:
1) My wife is really cute and smart. She works hard and I cherish the brief four hour window we see each other between 6:30pm and 10:30pm. I love getting ready for the day together (between 6:25am and 7:15am). And I look forward to us seizing the weekend with a trip to the mountains, downtown, Oregon, the beach, or even to a humble local coffee shop.
2) We like Jackson, our little 8-lb bundle of energy. No matter how long or tired our day was, Jackson always greets us with a supercharged tail wag, a few hops of excitement, and a low growly-gurgly roar.
3) I don't like to write about myself.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Real Estate Mess: Scapegoating

There must be no crisis, because everyone is convinced they didn't do anything. Why don't their Pollyanna attitudes make me feel warm and fuzzy? Greenspan, Bernanke, Bush, Century 21, mortgage brokers, appraisers, Countrywide, Moody's, FICO, WAMU, speculators, and my favorite: HGTV and "Flip That House," have all come out to say they were just victims of a systematic shift in the underpinnings of our socio-economic reality.

So if it's any consolation, I'm happy to take the blame. My bad. While Rachel and I were in Romania herding sheep and teaching their Gen Y to speak idiosyncratic American English, I was plotting a diabolical scheme to secretly signal to the Fed to keep interest rates low after the tech bubble burst and convincing banks to unload their liabilities into investment vehicles (CDOs) that people all around the world could buy in small "risk-free" chuncks (according to S&P), thereby aleviating the barriers to entry for sub-prime borrowers and creating a supersized proletariat uprising of home buyers and flippers - egged on by dreams of riches as promised by HGTV. As you can imagine, Rachel and I had quite a bit of extra time in the Peace Corps.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Online Investment Portfolio Optimizer Tool

If anyone knows where to find an online tool to optimize your investment portfolio, please send the link my way. I'm tired of guessing: "Hmm, I think I'll take 62% of Diversified Value Fund #3, 30% of International, and 8% of Bond Fund #A ... no Bond Fund B, yes! Now I'm diversified!"

For a company like Yahoo / Google Finance, Reuters, MarketWatch, etc, it would be super easy to develop one. Just enter the security ticker symbols (or if no ticket symbol exists, just enter a few assumptions about your asset), and voila - it tells you exactly what percentage of each asset to invest in to optimize your portfolio (the easiest way is to just maximize the sharpe ratio based on historical returns).

These companies already have the historical price information, from which you can calculate variance (risk), and return (reward). All they have to do is create an asset optimization function. This may sound like bizarre jargon, but I'm not a financial wiz and even I created an asset optimization function for up to 6 assets (my story in a previous post). Just have someone brighter than I make a function that incorporates more than 6.

Final thought: if this doesn't exist for free, then whichever company develops the investment optimizer tool first (it's super easy) will be rewarded by good press and TONS of money from users and advertisers. These do exist, but they either cost money and don't use historical information, or they do and they're closely guarded by Wall Street money managers (even though it isn't hard replicate!)

Sunday, January 27, 2008

How Can We Get Your House?

A funny 82-yr old lady approached Rachel and me today while we ate our scrumptious goodies at the grocery store. Feeble yes, but also spry and with an ascorbic wit. She is the kind of person who feeds pigeons and talks about the good old days in the Great Depression, when everyone in her Minnesota town came together as a social collective to help one another. She mentions she lives alone in Alki (beach-front area of W. Seattle). She laments her lonely life and blesses us as our conversation is therapeutic to her soul. Eventually, after we pry ourselves away from a 30-second conversation that somehow stretched into 15 minutes, Rachel and I walk back out to the car where I tell Rachel, "the whole time she was talking at us, I thought to myself, 'how can we get her house!'"

Domino's Pizza Tracker

We have a new best friend - the Domino's Pizza Tracker. The other day we were tired, hungry, and possessed nothing in our fridge except eggs and mayo. Pizza sounded good, so we decided to give Dominos a chance. We're glad we did! You can now order your pizza online with:
  1. all of the coupons right on the website, one click away,
  2. an incredibly user-friendly pizza topping arranging tool thing (it's hard to describe), and
  3. the ability to pay online with your credit card.
But the very best part of the experience was after you place your order. Domino's takes you to the "Pizza Tracker" where you watch your pizza being topped, baked, boxed, and delivered. Within 30 minutes of pushing [place order], and 10 minutes after the pizza tracker displayed "delivery," the pizza was at our front door. Amazing!

Image borrowed from T&S

Video Church

New trend, or just really bad luck?

In our "no surrender" battle to find a church in Seattle, today we stumbled into a second church where worshipers (hereby referred to as "spectators") stare blankly up at a big screen projection of a pastor's giant head - located 10 miles away at the "main campus." Even more oddly, the video feed wasn't live, but a playback from earlier in the morning. The A/V guy at the back of the sanctuary literally pushed the [play] button and the pastor's image appeared on the screen (with a little blue caption for a few seconds: DVD begin).

We were immediately disheartened, as a normal, traditional churchgoer might be. Is this not normal, or are we just really out of touch with modern evangelistic trends? For one, if we wanted to see a pastor's mug projected onto a screen, we would have stayed home and watched Joel Osteen in the comfort of our living room. For another, the entire purpose of church is to fellowship with other believers. Like Dietrich Bonhoeffer said from his Nazi jail cell (paraphrase): "you should be lucky to go to any church (you could be in jail like me)." Bonhoeffer emphasized the importance of fellowshipping in a church. But how can you truly fellowship when the people around you are agog, jaws open and eyes glazed over at the screen atop the stage? I dunno... I guess it works for some. For us - who don't consider ourselves spectators or voyeurs - it's back to square one in the church search. This experiences makes us understand why so many people don't go to church.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Churches in Seattle?

Do you know of a good church in Seattle? We thought we'd use our public blog to ask this important question. I know Seattle isn't known as a religious place, but over 3 million people live in the greater area - there's gotta be something here! We've lived here for about 8 months and have visited over a dozen churches. One very popular church we visited showed the pastor literally projected onto a screen (he was preaching from a remote location north of downtown). Another church we visited was way out of our comfort zone: shouting in tongues, people falling down, "spirit-led" laughter, and an indoor water baptism all in one hour. So we're feeling pretty isolated, and it isn't because we're not trying to integrate ourselves into the community.

We don't think of ourselves as picky people when it comes to churches, but maybe we are (?) ... We're just trying to find a church where they teach and study the bible - not preach a topical message that applies to a select downtrodden few and ends up turning the Good News into a therapy session.

Finding a church is hard when you're new to the area. Too many churches have denominational and philosophical baggage. We love the following churches. They are alive, hip, not lame, and not a tacky production:
  • Medford, OR: Trail Christian Fellowship, Applegate Christian Fellowship, Rogue Valley Fellowship
  • Portland, OR: River West Church, Athey Creek Christian Fellowship
  • Austin, TX: Gateway Church

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Politiking

Why are our presidential candidates decided by random people in Iowa and South Carolina? That's lame. Obviously, the same goes with the general election. Why are our presidents only elected by people in Ohio and Florida? The electoral college and primary systems are really, really ... really, super lame. I think the democratic processes in China and Iran are more transparent. This isn't a political statement, just an observation.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

To Me, Christmas Means...

Family _ Fellowship _ Coffee _ Food _ Drama (ask Chris for endoscope pics) _ Giving more than you receive (negative cash flow) _ Board games _ Rescue Christmas CD _ Crowds _ Activities _ Anticipation

Every year, Christmas means something slightly different. When I was younger, my dad and uncle stomped on the roof yelling, "ho! ho! ho!" to signal the advent of the blessed day of gift receiving. If only we could maintain that same level of excitement - but alas the older you get, the more other attributes of Christmas move to the forefront (like board games and coffee):

Pressos. A fantastic little manual espresso device. You can only find these on eBay now. Jeanne and Chris influenced Rob and Rachel to get one, who influenced Katherine and Jerrod to get one (not shown here). Andy and Joanne have the third one shown.

Chris says it better than I can explain

Rachel and Jackson with Mike and Laura's Yorkshires (Murphy and Abbie)

Andy, home from Florida, shows the love

Friday, January 04, 2008

An Unsettling Trend

This blog's gradually decreasing number of posts has unsettled more than a couple family and friend voyeurs. Rachel and I recognize this. We see an unsettling trend between busyness at work and number of compelling things to write about. We'll try to write more fascinating tales of our lives as they arrive (including, possibly a Christmas update?), but in the meantime, here are a couple of deep thoughts to ponder:

Deep Thought # 1: Maybe we should praise single motherhood and teenage pregnancy. Brittney's little sister's bun in the oven should be a celebration, not a scandal. I applaud anyone with the conviction and grit to bring a new baby into this world in spite of the cultural climate that tolerates terminated pregnancies over actual childbirth. Maybe I'll write to James Dobson and tell him he needs to convince religious leaders to preach tolerance and celebration of prostitots and their big bellies. For another reason, the natural (non-immigration) US birthrate is very low, and the more children we have, the better off will be our future economy. The next time you see an unwed teenage mother, give her a high-five. Think of the many times more numerous teenagers (and their parents) who believe shame trumps a baby.

Deep Thought # 2: I'm disturbed by the trend of parents to teach their children to "do what you want" and "follow your heart." As a result, little kids decide they want to be artists, musicians, bartenders, counselors, and sociologists. At the same time, children in India and China are influenced by their parents to become needed. Science and math take a little extra effort, and children need to be encouraged by their parents to look harder at these "hard skill" classes.

Here's a secret, until I was in college, I wanted to be a musician and a teacher. I was going to be the best band director in Texas, and my loving parents encouraged me to be the best director I could be. But the world is a tough and competitive place. I analyzed the future and realized it probably wasn't what was best for me or my future family. Several years later, I'm an analyst. Rachel's an analyst too! As a kid, who says, "I want to be an analyst when I grow up!" But the truth is, it's very cool indeed! Rachel and I get to look at numbers and tell stories with them. Those stories influence business leaders and change processes and strategy.

My prayer is this - that parents will teach their children to do what is best for society, for America, or for their future families. Not necessarily for what children think is the most fun or the easiest path to a mediocre level of success. Be patriotic! Teach your kids to love math, science or a trade!

Final Thought: Not a deep thought, but based on last night's results from Iowa, I think it would be totally rad if the presidential race was between Obama and Huckabee / McCain. It would be the first time in my brief existence that I would be excited no matter who won!
(See Chris, we keep telling you that we're "independent" not "liberal")

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Family Festivities

Rob and Rachel like to think of themselves as extreme weekend warriors (in a cosmopolitan way). Until the moment when our family expands by a kid or two, we have tried to see as much of the world as possible. Although Seattle has been home for only six months, we've seen more of the greater Puget Sound area than many locals. We have been known to plan and execute weekend trips to Dallas, Oregon after a five minute discussion. October and November have been no exceptions. We managed to pack an absurd amount of activities into eight small weekends including 1 trip to Tampa to see Andy and Joanne, 1 trip to Houston to see Katherine and Jarrod, 1 "Octoberfest" weekend that included bratwursts and a corn maze in Woodinville, 1 lazy weekend of family photos (Photogenic Family), 1 trip to the Oregon coast for Rachel's grandparents' 60th anniversary, 1 birthday weekend for Rachel, and 1 upcoming Mardock Family Thanksgiving Extravaganza (pictures in a week or so) in beautiful Porterville, CA. Below are a selection of pictures and links to pictures from the past few weeks.

Andy and Joanne recently moved to Tampa, FL for a big promotion. We visited them a few weeks ago and saw Myakka State Park (closer than the Everglades). Below, we're crossing a "canopy walk" in the trees. We also saw gators, wild pigs, and about a hundred hungry turkey vultures. We also visited the Tampa Bellamy's favorite coffee shop, Sumatra Coffee, and enjoyed a great iced mocha. Late night the next day we visited a highly rated coffee shop close to USF with the worlds most expensive coffee. I won't revel the name, but I did submit a clever review here. In addition to coffee, Andy, Joanne, Rachel, and Rob intricately carved pumpkins for a few hours and ate very good BBQ at a local dive. Fun times all around. If you're wondering what to do one weekend, go visit Andy and Joanne in Tampa. I'm sure they would be happy to have visitors.

Canopy Walk, leading to a scary-high observation tower

A couple of weeks later, Rob and Rachel visited their good friends in Houston. Below are Katherine, Jerrod, Ryan, and Rachel. We also saw Jude, Suzy, Ejituru, and Zach. It was exciting to be back in our home of two years. It always feels strange when you return after a long time. Like everything will have somehow changed. But the only change was that Rachel and I felt a big warm fuzzy inside for being back "home."

The best part about Houston is the people

Obligatory beach photo at Yragui 60th anniversary (Rob's always the one taking the picture)

Rachel turned one year the same a couple of weeks ago, and family from the Bellamy and Mardock side came over to say hello. Unfortunately, Rob's habit of taking candid snapshots reveals none good enough to post here (unless you want to see a photo of Chris tormenting Jackson with a party favor).
Jeanne made the amazing spice cake from the recent Sunset Magazine cover

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Photogenic Family

About five years after our last family photo (from Romania), we finally broke down and took more. Here's one of about fifty poses. To maintain the sanctity of Christmas gift-giving, we're withholding the rest for the time being. In a couple of days we'll post many more pictures of our recent trips to Tampa, Houston, and the Halloween corn maze!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Economics of Wastefulness

The price you pay for everything is too cheap. Gas should be $10 per gallon, homes should be constructed to last 100 years, and Happy Meals should provide kids with food only, not with a plastic toy.

I’ve had this reoccurring thought for the past several years about how the basic commodities that make up our stuff are too cheap for the benefits they provide. Land, wood, oil and gas, milk, etc. Imagine 300 years from now, when oil is as rare as a Chupacabra, how much they would be willing to pay for a gallon of gas that today costs $3. Likely they would pay upwards of $100 or even $500 a gallon (adjusted for inflation). How annoyed would they be, knowing that we wasted millions of gallons of high-quality gasoline on NASCAR.

I believe managers and policy makers diminish the importance of resources in their financial analyses. Perhaps they should add an additional discount for a factor I call “what would people 300 years from now pay for this.” When performing NPVs and cost-benefit calculations, analysts should be concerned not only about the current market’s supply and demand curve, but future generations’ as well.

The wastefulness of resources is especially a problem in the housing industry. Since post WW-II, new homes last for only about 20 years before they become unfashionable and torn down for more fashionable 20-year house. Isn’t it a waste that all of those materials were mined, chopped down, or chemically composed for a 20-year house? But the problem of wasteful economics is prevalent in all industries. Pizza companies, oil companies, car companies, you name it. The main concern with business leaders is providing the cheapest product at the highest margin the current market will accept. Little concern is given to future generations and how they would much rather use that barrel of chemicals not to create Happy Meal toys, but to create a future power turbine (or maybe a Star Trek phaser).

This is a topic that could easily be developed into a doctoral thesis. So many areas of this theory to explore. Here’s another tangent: Saudi Aramco (biggest, scariest oil company of them all) has reached a point of inflection in its oil extraction rates. Saudi oil production is decreasing, not increasing (as our population and demand is increasing)…

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Three Clever Sites

1) Pandora Radio (www.pandora.com) "Create your own radio stations."

This is especially important if you live in Seattle, Houston, or other cities with miserable radio stations. Pandora asks you to "create" a radio station by asking for a song or artist. Then, based on clever algorithms, it plays you a whole string of similar songs. If you don't like one of the songs it plays, you can give it a "thumbs down," and your station grows smarter. I currently have 6 stations. I've found "Coldplay Radio" and "Jack Johnson Radio" to offer wonderful suggestions. I'm still working to perfect "Muse Radio" because Pandora seems to think Muse is related to some pretty wacky stuff. One opportunity for Pandora is to allow listeners to cater their musical tastes to attributes other the sound of the song. For instance, a station that only plays music from the Mid-Atlantic or Northwest. Likewise, my "Caedmon's Call Radio" station doesn't play other CCM music - it actually attempted to play Shakira!

2) FlightStats (www.flightstats.com) "Flight data galore"

Truly the best flight data website in existence. Before you book your flight - or before you go to the airport, check out FlightStats to find out reliability of your route, flight, airport, etc. Chris (brother-in-law) works on FlightStats and promises that its current functionality is merely the beginning. Great things are on the horizon for this project. I want to buy into that company's IPO. Check out Chris' post on FlightStats (I commented about how it saved my day last week).

3) Wayback Machine (www.archive.org) "You are what you write."

I've admonished my little bro's and sisters that what they write on their social networking sites are published
forever on the information superhighway. The Wayback Machine is easy proof of this. Wayback has literally archived the internet. Enter a website you want to see from 2002 and it will show you. See what Banana Republic was selling last year. One fun hour was spent reliving Enron. Check out its progression from the 1990s websites until the day before the company's collapse. Note the company news that says Jeffrey Skilling is leaving Enron, but "it's all okay. Enron is a solid company." What a hoot!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

A Fun September

Camping with the Bellamy girls includes, among other things, full-service espresso drinks.
Chris working his stovetop milk frother:

Jeanne working her espresso Presso:


Recent trip to Leavenworth, WA (cute Bavarian town in the Cascades).
Rob's favorite people, Rachel and Jackson:

Jackson's favorite driving position:


Rob and Rachel's 6th anniversary at Cannon Beach, OR.
Our oceanfront lux view from the Stephanie Inn:

Stephanie Inn from the beach. Our room is 2nd floor, first room on the right of the middle.


Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Subprime Meltdown

The most important Socrates quote worth remembering may be “the more I know, the more I know I don’t know.” In the spirit of this sage advice, I proudly admit my ignorance when it comes to interest rates, credit management and derivatives, and debt securities. I want to know. It’s all very fascinating. I’ve found the recent “credit crunch” news to be especially interesting.

An interesting byproduct of the subprime meltdown / “credit crunch” is that, once again, we see just how interconnected the financial markets are. We see how increased credit availability popularized HGTV and home flippers (my parents) who increased the price of homes, which makes home ownership impossible for anyone except prior home owners (see previous post), which caused home prices to drop, which impacted subprime borrowers and their reverse amortization mortgages, which impacted credit availability, which impacted buyout firms (who else would buy Chrysler) and hedge funds, which is impacting your 401(k) (especially if you’re a teacher or firefighter), which is contributing to lower sovereign debt ratings of Romania and Argentina, which will impact a simple Transylvanian peasant trying to make a living raising chickens, which will cause the price of poultry to increase, which may contribute to world hunger, suffering, World War III, and the end of this common age. Pretty fascinating!

Financial markets and investment product complexity reached new heights during the 1990s boom years. As the market began to cool and plummet following the tech bubble burst, investment managers took their money elsewhere. Since every segment of the economy was suffering, managers began to invent new ways of seeking alpha. If managers couldn’t rely on tried and true methods of earning returns on their investments, maybe they could print their own money. Enter the arcane world of financial derivatives, credit, securitization, and the ills we find ourselves in today. Suddenly debt became a much more interesting possibility as post pet.com level equity returns leveled off.

Debt could be a way to keep growth alive. But where to start with debt? Real estate! Real estate is tangible – so much more tangible than a dot-com with fictional cash flow. People need a home. Shelter is a basic need. It’s inelastic. People will fork over anything for a place to sleep. But the demand for a $100,000 home is limited by the number of qualified borrowers. The private sector, realizing that growth is everything, asked a pivotal question: “how can we increase demand?” Answer: increase the number of borrowers. Take away those unpatriotic barriers to home ownership. Credit problems? Bankrupt? No job? No documents? No problem.

But the banks and mortgage lenders themselves knew it was a problem. They didn’t want to take on these risky loans. Wall Street was one step ahead of them. Securitization: pooling assets together (like home loans), putting a bow on it, and selling it to someone else. This type of security would be dubbed a Collateralized Debt Obligation (the home is the ‘collateral’). CDOs would allow banks and mortgage companies to unload their risky loans onto Wall Street, who would then sell them to hedge funds and money managers. Now more home owners took out loans to “flip that house” to earn a quick $100K, and suddenly that $100,000 home is $500,000. CDOs were a great way to diversify a portfolio: non-equity securities with equity-like returns. When those really bad loans on the bottom of the CDOs went into foreclosure, the CDOs began to lose value. When the CDOs lost value, hedge funds lost value, and totally non-related industries and securities lost value.

Now the financial markets are extremely volatile. Disney’s short-term commercial paper is worth less than it was one month ago, and last week, investors were demanding more of Countrywide’s commercial paper than it cost Countrywide to service its own debt. In essence, its asset became a liability.

Experts with less foresight than I predict that home prices will “level off sometime in the near future.” But homes aren’t like stocks. You can’t buy back homes and add value like Intel can buy back stock to add value to other stockholders. You need a liquid market to accurately price something. But if there is no market to buy homes, why would anyone pay $800,000 for a poorly constructed stucco track house (with hardwoods and granite counters mind you). Home prices will continue to decrease because people simply can’t afford a home. No more free money and no-document mortgages.

The media will tell you home prices decreasing is a bad thing, but if you take yourself away from the drama of the situation, it’s clear that one can’t expect home prices to continue to increase indefinitely when inflation-adjusted median income is stagnant or decreasing. When income and the things you buy with that income go in different directions, and there’s no credit (fake money) to fill the void, you can expect that home price to keep decreasing until poor people like Rachel and myself can finally afford it. In the meantime, that lack of credit is hurting completely unrelated people like the chicken farmer in Romania. It’s true! Because of HGTV, home flippers, Wall Street, lax regulation, and myopic policymakers, that Romanian chicken farmer can honestly no longer afford the cost of credit to allow him to increase capacity or buy an apartment. He’s probably considered a subprime borrower anyway…

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Summertime in the NW

So many things to do, so little time. Washington has a plethora of fun day trips, and we mostly just have the weekends to experience as many as possible before rainy season comes our way. The other week, the Mardock gang (Mardocks / Steeles / Ratzlaffs) descended upon Whidbey Island for a weekend at Camp Casey. A few decades ago, the US military sold off Camp Casey to the highest bidder - Seattle Pacific University. As an administrator at SPU, Rob's uncle reserved a weekend in the swanky "Colonel's House" for a reunion.

The other main event of the summer was Andy and Joanne's wedding and move. We had a great time saying "welcome to the family" and "don't let the door hit you on the way off to Tampa" all within the same month. The Bellamy clan (Woods / Mardocks / Bellamys / Forbes) celebrated their departure at Chris and Jeanne's place where once again, Jeanne created some Sunset Magazine-worthy deserts.

Snoqualmie Falls

Rachel, Andrea, Kelleigh, Grant, Colonel's House at Camp Casey on Whidbey Island

Jackson, Rob, Dad & Deception Pass (Whidbey Island)

Jeanne and her famurs turtle cheesecake (Andy's smiling mug in background)


Friday, July 27, 2007

Alternative Nation

I'm feeling a little bamboozled, having now moved to what many consider to be the alternative rock capital of the world, only to discover that Seattle radio stations contain a dearth of my much needed musical sustenance.

Enter the most self-proclaimed ambasadors of the alternative rock capital of the world:
103.7: Claims to play "world class rock." Emperically, most songs belong in the same genre as "I Can See Clearly Now the Rain is Gone, Pave Paradise & Put Up a Parking Lot," and the newest and lamest Dave Matthews songs available, such as "Beautiful Baby and Stand Up."

107.7: Plays 8 hours of music, 8 hours of commercials, and 8 hours of morning, mid-day, and afternoon DJ tomfoolery. The topic of conversation the other morning was a Swiftian diatribe about how legalizing prostitution would bring about a more stable family unit.

90.3: What I like to call "Myspace Radio." Music so random and bizarre, my simple words can't describe it. Poetry reading to an African drum beat, followed by a hard core punk / ska trio. Tollerable jazzy tunes mixed throughout.

What Seattle lacks in music, it makes up for in dialogue. Not even in Houston, where every station is owned by Clear Channel, have I heard as much small-talking, questioning, answering, pondering, and laughing as I hear in Seattle.

The best alternative radio station in the country may be 94.7 in Portland, OR. Check out their website, where you can listen no matter where you live. (I requested a Ben Folds song when I lived in Houston). Austin, TX also has a truly world-class alternative rock station (101.5).

Mr & Mrs Belldar

We wish many happy nights (and days) to Andy and Joanne. Their vows exchanged, Andy and Joanne are off to an exciting start as a married couple. Their wedding was one of the most fun we've been to - and not just because it was family. (Any wedding that avoids "Celebration" and "YMCA" automatically earns bonus points). The greatness was due to the combination of great weather, low-key environment, excellent food / cake / beverages, and great conversations with over a hundred down-to-earth cool people. We were both thrilled to have no responsibilities other than looking nice and socializing.

Zany Bellamys: Brecia, Heather, Jeanne, Rachel, Andy.

Good looking couple and Pastor Rick


Friday, July 20, 2007

Starter Home Blues

A quick back of the envelope calculation reveals that virtually no one can afford a home. Below is the average household, but with no children. Both working adults are young, receive health insurance, and have no student loans. In other words, the most "financially ideal average household."
All in very gross approximations:
Average household salary: $60,000
Less 25% Federal Tax: $45,000
Less state tax & SS: $40,000

Monthly Equivalent $3,333
Less food, gas, insurance,

utilities, etc. $1,600
That leaves the average household with about $1,600 to a) save for retirement (experts suggest young workers max out their 401(k) limits, currently $15,500 / yr or $1,300 / month), a child, life insurance, coffee addiction, a rainy day, and b) pay monthly mortgage payments.

Say the misses wakes up one morning and - taking my father's advice - says, "I think I'll make more money. Yes, I think ... yes, that's what I'll do. Make more money." Her boss, agreeing with her sound logic, increases her income 133% to $60,000. With their household income now at $100,000, well above the 25th percentile of all American households, this fictitious family should have no trouble affording a home. Unfortunately, because the family is young (or because they were stuck in the Peace Corps for two years) and this would be a first home purchase, the couple still cannot afford a house in the hyper-inflated market.

If any young couple wishes to buy a home where they work (not move to Porterville or Detroit to pursue a career in home flipping), then it takes superstar circumstances: income in the top 10% of all Americans, rich parents donating 10% for a down payment, or buying a home and renting out the downstairs to a random family from Craigslist. This is not the way our parents or grandparents experienced first-time home buying. For many of them, the difficulty of buying a $450,000 first home is inconceivable because they are already sitting on an $800,000 track home.

On a similar vein, Rachel and Rob find it tragically amusing that home sellers can't seem to find anyone to buy their $500,000 nondescript homes with hastily installed granite counters and hardwood. We know that the intrinsic value of the home is probably closer to $200,000, and that the other $300,000 is "entitlement equity." If you want your home to sell, don't lower the price by $10,000, lower it by $150,000. That's still a reasonable return on investment.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Open House

We are happy to finally post pictures of our furnished house. Granted, collecting furniture hasn't been a priority over the past few years, but do note the groovy rugs we found at the Pottery Barn outlet in San Marcos (TX). The upstairs "master bedroom" (not pictured here) is still a work in progress due to the bizarrely constructed 1940s staircase that prevents shimmying up anything bigger than a bookshelf.

Couch from Austin-American Statesman.com, rug from Pottery Barn outlet, coffee tables from Craigslist. So everything together is like 50 bucks.

We have cable tv, the first time ever (except in the Peace Corps ... in Eastern Europe)

Out guest room, in many ways, is much nicer than our "master bedroom" which has no dresser.

Our dining room has a view of Puget Sound, Vashon Island, and Mt. Rainier.

Our retro bathroom ensures a fun and invigorating bathing experience.



Other than our home, I must say that we simply love our area - West Seattle. The other Sunday we visited the West Seattle Farmer's Market, picked up a glass of strawberry-lavender lemonade, a 4 lb. marionberry pie, some veggies, a bouquet of flowers, and samples of goat cheese. Above us stood the stunning, snow-capped Olympic Mountains, across the street one of 5 amazing local coffee shops (serving Stumptown and cupcakes). We feel very fortunate to be living in a resort-like community. If any of this sounds fun, come by and stay the night! We like company.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Mid June Update

...sort of tired these days. Rob just started his new job in Seattle and Rachel has started her new job in Tacoma. We live right in between. This still follows our "live where you work" anti-urban sprawl ideal - at least as much as possible. We've now realized that Jackson is a chub - an 8 lb yorkie is twice the size as a normal "teacup" yorkie. Jeanne is currently visiting us from Portland. Rachel and Jeanne made apple pies - we gave one to our neighbor as a "welcome to the neighborhood but in reverse" gift. Eric (the neighbor) had taken our mail and newspapers from our front porch last week so potential thieves wouldn't know we were gone. I just sent an e-mail to my old Peace Corps colleagues. I'm sure we're all making the world a better place in our own ways. I say that only half jokingly. The other half is serious - our team of volunteers was pretty fun, talented, and motivated. Back to our house: it smells much better. Yes, old houses have a bit of a funk. But nothing that those Pier 1 scenty-oily-sticks can't fix.

Friday, June 01, 2007

This Old House

A few days ago we said goodbye to our friends in Houston and boarded a plane for Seattle (special thanks to Katherine, Jerrod (visit their blog), Ryanne, and Jude for your help, encouragement, and party-planning skills). The movers had already come, packed, loaded up boxes and our cars. On the plane, sedated Jackson was a trooper. He didn't make a sound until we exited in Seattle. At which time he started squealing like a pig, reminding us that he hadn't gone to the bathroom in about 7 hours.

We are now officially Seattle residents. Home is ours for the next 13 months. It's tucked into the Fauntleroy area of West Seattle, between downtown and the airport. We have two extra bedrooms, an extra bed, and extra sleeping pads, so we hope our family and friends visit us often. Consider it Rob & Rachel's Bed & Breakfast. Caffe Ladro is just down the street, and we have a nice little view of Puget Sound, Vashon Island, and Mt. Rainier.

Photo tour of our new (rental) house:
White picket fence

Front door & yard
Side angle
Dining room
Living room
Another dining room angle
Cozy kitchen
Retro bathroom
Bedroom # 3 (office)
Master bedroom (loft)
Another master (loft) angle
Back patio
Back of house
View of Puget Sound

Monday, May 28, 2007

Winding Down in Texas

Rachel and Rob have lived, learned and grown much these past three years in Texas. Many new friends, coworkers, and classmates have enriched our lives considerably. We now move on to a new adventure in Seattle. The movers come tomorrow, the plane leaves the next day. A bit of uncertainty and excitement remain on the horizon. After five years living in Romania, Austin and Houston, we are now returning to our native Pacific Northwest. What a journey. Drum Bun!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Rice Graduation

Rob is done with grad school - here is proof:



(PS - Rachel was done with grad school back in 2005)

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

We Don't Need No (more) Education

Quick update to family on what you probably already knew:

Rachel is now Rachel, CPA. Her certificate finally came last month, so she is fully licensed to do your taxes or be called to court as an "expert witness." Ask her about energy derivatives and FAS 133. Once you get her going, she won't quit. Its like talking sports to her. She's also a graduate of The University of Texas, McCombs School of Business, Master in Professional Accounting.

Rob just finished his MBA from Rice University's Jones Graduate School of Management. I'm not about to toot my own horn, so I won't say much, except that I'm happy to finally be done. Without a doubt the best two year investment in my young life; I now know how to create a forward interest rate curve, value your company, and identify your companies' strengths, weaknesses, and how to fix them.

Prior to graduate studies, both Rachel and Rob are proud graduates of George Fox University in Newberg, Oregon.

Monday, April 23, 2007

GOOG 411

A very handy tool for road warriors and soccer moms alike: 1-800-GOOG-411. The good folks at GOOGLE (NASAQ: GOOG) have integrated their online service with a toll-free number that lets you get directions, phone numbers, and information about almost every company in America. For instance, you're driving through Centralia, WA. You know there's a McMenamins somewhere off I-5, but you don't know where. A quick GOOG-411 cell phone call reveals its location and connects you for free. Repeat this for almost any situation you find yourself in. This is yet another way that technology is making the world a smaller place.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

News Junkie

According to the Pew Research Center, only 4% of America potentially (but not likely) knows more current events than I do. What do I do with this vast pool of mostly useless knowledge? Maybe one of you will be a contestant on a game show, and you'll use me as your "phone a friend."

I'm sure Rachel would score highly too. She's become quite the current events buff since the Peace Corps provided us with 2-years worth of Newsweeks (one of the "perks" of service to our country). She's busy creating energy forward curve benchmarks, otherwise her score would be listed here too.

Where do you score? Check it out here: Pew News IQ Quiz

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

PSA: Allergy Season

If you have allergies, give Allernone a try.

As a kid I lived with horrible allergies, 365 days a year. I downed Benadryl, Claritin, and Allegra, which caused my heart to race, gave me bad dreams, and required that I never miss a dose. Eventually, an allergist (ie, a “super expensive” luxury) concocted a unique mixture of inactive allergens that she shot into my arm every week for three years. When I moved away from Texas, my allergies went away. Six years later (I thought I was “immune to all allergies” by this time), we moved back to Texas, and the allergies came back overnight. It was horrible. Rachel was frustrated, maybe she was reconsidering her 3 year marriage with me – I don’t know… A lady at Whole Foods begged me to try Allernone. “But it’s $30 a bottle!” Her response: “Do it for me!” Unnecessary story short, I tried it, and it worked like a charm. 3 years later, my allergies are nonexistent. All I do is take about 10 drops of Allernone, 2x a day (I’m down to 1x per day), and I have no allergies whatsoever. Dog, ragweed, mold, whatever. Allernone uses the same ingredients in expensive allergy shots, but instead of injecting it into your arm, you drop it under your tongue. It doesn’t make your heart race and it doesn’t make you sleepy, because it isn’t medicine. It’s just inactive allergens that your body uses to build up an immunity. Long story short, if you’re suffering like I was, give this stuff a try. I laugh when I see those ridiculous Claritin commercials, because they are so expensive and ineffective compared to Allernone.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Scootin Around Texas

A few weeks ago, Rob and Rachel visited the San Jacinto Monument. Not many people know it exists (even in Texas), but it's worth a trip if you happen to be visiting Houston. At 567 feet, it's 12 feet taller than the Washington Monument, and situated in the actual spot / swamp of the battle where Sam Houston exclaimed, "Remember the Alamo!" Given its size and the sacredness of its location, we found it a little bizarre that it was so unkempt. Let's just say there is a lot of opportunity for improvement around the facility. For starters, the sidewalk that surrounds the reflecting pool is sinking into the water...







Recent photos of Jackson for Grandma (Carol):
Jackson at 4 months
Jackson eating flowers
Jackson getting air

From yet another trip to Austin (3.30)
Rachel at the Blue Bell factory
Rob at the Blue Bell factory
Bluebonnets in Hill Country

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Houston Rodeo and Livestock Show

For now I have just posted pictures from the event - but seriously, the calf scramble was the funniest part of the rodeo so I might have to at least explain those pictures...


Rob wore his Texas shirt to fit in with the cowboys.


The calf scramble... a bunch of kids are given the challenge of wrestling a calf to the ground and pulling it into the middle of the arena - If they succeed, they are awarded $1,000 to buy their own calf to raise.


Rob was most excited about the fried food offerings of the rodeo. He ate a bag of fried Oreos - they will seriously fry anything.

Off to Fredricksburg

In honor of Rob's last day of Spring Break (and his birthday), we took a little trip to Fredricksburg, TX. For those of you who are not familiar with hill country, it is about an hour and a half west of Austin. We took Jackson with us. He does okay in the car and loves meeting new people. It was a beautiful day!



We came home and enjoyed a nice long weekend of watching Smallville episodes on DVD and checking out rental properties in Seattle. We also went to a swanky restaurant called Brennans to celebrate Rob's birthday!



Here is one more picture of Jackson... We will find out on Saturday for sure, but I'm pretty sure he's about 4.5 lbs now. He just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Deconstructing WACC

"Business School is WACC!" Google that in quotes. Looks like this catchy Urban Outfitter-like jingle has never been used before in the capitalist history of the world. You heard it here first. I would TM it, but it doesn't really identify a product or service offered by Rob & Rachel Co.

What is WACC (weighted average cost of capital), how do you calculate it? You may not care, but it is sort of interesting. It's a great way to impress potential employers if they ever cared to ask how one values something. In short, to determine the value of something that makes money (like a rental property, a baseball player, a dump truck, or a company), simply add up the cash you expect to get. Then divide the cash by a small amount. That's the value. Why divide? Time value of money. For example, if inflation stayed a constant 3% for the next couple of decades, then $1M in 2020 would be worth $681K today. You have to divide future cash by something. In the world of valuing companies (or anything with a debt and equity component), we use an
average of the cost of debt and cost of equity - hence WACC:

[
equity/(equity+debt)]*cost of equity + [debt/(debt+equity)]*cost of debt*(1-tax rate)

Here's the step by step on how to calculate from scratch:
  1. Equity, debt & tax rate = available and easy to find. Equity & debt are in actual dollars, tax is a percentage.
  2. Cost of Debt = percentage of what you're paying for your debt / loans. If it's a home, what is your loan interest rate? If it's a company, how much are you paying for your debt? This is super easy, found in the 10K or easily calculated by taking interest expense divided by debt. It's usually less than cost of equity.
  3. Cost of Equity = A fluffy but important (percentage) measure of how much equity-holders (investors) expect to be compensated for gracing you with their money. If you search the textbooks, you'll get a doctoral thesis on whether or not humanity can accurately measure cost of equity. Never mind the fluff. Use the CAPM method of calculating cost of equity: Rf + Beta*(Rm - Rf)
  • Rf = Risk Free Rate. Basically Rf = interest rate for treasury bills. Granted, in 50 years when China dumps our bonds on the world market, our t-bills won't be quite so risk free.
  • Rm = Market Risk. Use whatever you think is a good representative market for that which you're valuing. If it's a company - use an appropriate benchmark like S&P 500 (if you're valuing a big company), NASDAQ (if valuing a tech company), or Fidelity Aggressive International Fund (if valuing a small Romanian toy company).
  • Beta = measure of risk for your firm. Obtain from Yahoo! Finance, or calculate it yourself - it's very fun!
    • Download onto Excel the daily returns for your firm & the daily returns of an appropriate market benchmark.
    • Calculate the daily percentage change for each
    • Beta = Covariance (% changes for firm & % changes for benchmark) / Variance (% changes for benchmark).
I proudly admit that knowing how to decompose WACC sealed me an internship last summer (even though, ironically, Intel discounts at 15% for everything).

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Yet Another Roadtrip

Up to Austin this time. Had a weekend, took advantage of it. No great stories to speak of, but Trudy's was amazing as always. Whole Foods' HQ + flagship store was great, and Town Lake was a blast with little Jackieboy.

Trudy's - our favorite Mexican restaurant in Texas. If you're only there once, get the stuffed avocado with suiza sauce (in foreground).










Town Lake is always a fun destination if you are visiting Austin. If you visit between July and October, you can see the bats.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Galveston Field Trip

The day after Aggieland, we ventured down to Galveston... had no idea it was during Mardi Gras (Texas-style - just as much drunken debauchery, but with a redneck tinge). Needless to say, we tried our best to avoid the trashy beer fest and stick to the beach. Galveston ... what can you say. It's there. I bet it would have been a rockin' town if the 1900 hurricane didn't wipe it off the map.

Running into the sunset










Obligatory hold-out photo










Dirty dog




Saturday, February 17, 2007

Road Trip to Aggieland

Whoop!

Hey, let's go to College Station! It's a lazy Saturday, not much going on (final exams maybe...). And bonus points - we'll have something to talk about with our Aggie friends and coworkers other than, "so uh, how about that Freebirds. They sure do make a mean burrito." Often misunderstood, Texas A&M to many (including Rob and Rachel) seems like America's biggest cult. It is home to over 40,000 students any given year, but the school does such a great job of integrating every one of them that after graduation your classmates end up being lifetime friends and business contacts. Even the two- or three-dozen Aggies at Rice's MBA program share a kindred spirit that the rest of us can't quite understand.


We return to Houston super impressed with pretty much everything and everyone. We started our day at Messina Hof Winery where we enjoyed a fabulous yuppie lunch. We highly recommend the place. Their facility reminds us a lot of a typical vineyard in Oregon, but they also have a 4-star restaurant and a bed and breakfast. If we were in Texas another year or two, we would have enjoyed a restful weekend stay.

Not sure what else to see, the server recommended we walk our dog around Barbara Bush's pond. Okydoky... not sure what that means, but it's next to the Bush presidential library. We never saw ourselves visiting the Bush library in College Station of all places, but it was right there - when else would we ever go? We paid our $6 and ran around the museum. We were very impressed - one of the finest museum's we've been to (an
d we have seriously been to a lot in the seven years we've known each other). George was a great guy - hopefully he will be known as one of the best 1-term presidents.



After driving by Kyle Field (in Rob's opinion, in the pantheon of college football stadiums, this is in the top 5), we stopped for a caffeine pick-me-up at Starbucks, and ate dinner at a local dive, the Dixie Chicken! Yes, it was a dive of a place, but it's so popular! We are sure to bring it up in conversation with any Aggie we run across in the future.

What a good day... who knew College Station was so fun and quirky...