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Cute Family
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Mr. Ham
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Don't mess with the cook
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One of my lesser lifelong goals is to have my words plagiarized by someone too lazy to write his or her own paper. Therefore this post serves three purposes: 1) my family keeps bugging me to update this blog, 2) it would be cool if someone copied this, 3) it's a good example of a 1-page MBA executive summary. Writing these is pretty much all I do these days.
I am clueless about how to post anything except a photo, so it is attached as a jpeg: swissair.
Update: The professor totally didn't understand my paper, so it's possible this paper really stinks!